(In the clothes store) Clerk: Oh god! Oh dear! My heaven and Holy mother! You want to call on me! I am the manager here. You must be my old friend, forgiving me that I didn’t recognize you forehand. Clerk: You said you want to call the manager. And congratulation! You find me! I am the manager here. Oh god! Oh dear! My heaven and Holy mother! You are my friend! …. How is your family? Do have any brother?
Customer: Bastard! I am nothing to your life! I never make friend with such an idiot like you.
Clerk: Yes, you mean a lot to me! Customer: Ok, that’s just what you want. I am gonna kick your fucking ass!
Clerk: Oh god! Oh dear! My heaven and Holy mother! Ass? Stop! How could you be so rude on me? I prefer here at the beginning.
Customer: You Fucking asshole! I got to leave right now!
Clerk: May I help you?
Customer: No, thanks. I am just looking around.
Clerk: Well, so what do you want to look? We have straight bottomed shirts, colored-spots shirts, polo shirts, as well as normal T-shirts. They are so fabulous.
(whisper)And trust me, they will fit so gorgeous a man like you very much. Or…, you want to look at me.(smile)
Customer: Excuse me, I come here on no purpose. I am just glimpsing all the stuffs here, ok? Take easy on me, please.
Clerk: Oh god! Oh dear! My heaven and Holy mother!
What you said is so unreasonable.
Customer: What did I do wrong? No, I mean what hell are you going on?
Clerk: You said you just glimpse all the stuffs here, so “glimpse” is one purpose. Congratulation, you got one.
Customer: Thank you. (come back to reality) Wait! Are you crazy? Now, I warn you don’t run me crazy, or I will call your manager. According to” customer is the most important” , you might be fired. I promise I will do so! You’d better leave me alone right now!
How do you do! How do you do! Long time no see! Give me a hug! Look at you, you look so nice. How have you been? When did you arrive downtown? Welcome to Taiwan! I am so happy!
And you are………? Oh god! Oh dear! My heaven and Holy mother! Look at my worse and worse memory, I even can’t recall totally anything about you. You must tell me all the stories as to your past.
Please seat yourself!
I go for some coffee to you. You love coffee, right?
Customer: Yes, I do. One spoon of sugar will do. (come back reality) WAIT! What hell are….WE…going on? And what did I say?
Trust yourself, you could be part of my life. I can forgive your humiliating and forget your past. We could make a brand-new relationship right here, right now!
Come on, embrace me with your comprehensive passions.
Clerk: No one could do this on me. The door is locked. You got nowhere to go now. That’s not fair, you just told me you are one of my friend.
Customer: No, I didn’t. I bet!
Clerk: No matter what it takes. I will make you stay with me. Your flesh and bloods are all belong to me!
Customer: Please let me go, I was just shopping here. I don’t mean to bother your life. I apologize sincerely. Let me go, please.
Clerk: No, I can’t. You love me, and I love you, too. We could be nice life partners.
Customer: I am sorry. I am not gay.
Clerk: How could that happen! You look so nice, easy-going, considerate and gorgeous, but you are not gay?
Customer: I know it is hard to be accepted, but it is real. It is all about sex, I just can fuck with ladies. Oh god, why do you force me to come out “I am not gay” right now? It’s always my secret in the past.
Clerk: Oh, good boy. Don’t cry. It’s not your fault. I know you. You are not alone. It’s no shame on being straight! Customer: Not yet, I can’t tell them the truth. That will scare them. They look forward to seeing me become a great gay man in the world. And I prevent to be a gay so well, how could I tell them I am not gay? I think I might keep it a secret through my whole life.
Clerk: poor baby, just be your fabulous self. You have your own not gay life. Here you go, I sent this piece of T-shirt to you. Come on, be happy.
Customer: Thank you. So see you round.
Oh, you must suffer a lot. Have your parents known the truth?
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